Monday, June 04, 2007

Show Biz Kids

Via the New York Times, we learn that Internet Porn isn't paying like it used to:

The online availability of free or low-cost photos and videos has begun to take a fierce toll on sales of X-rated DVDs. Inexpensive digital technology has paved the way for aspiring amateur pornographers, who are flooding the market, while everyone in the industry is giving away more material to lure paying customers.

And unlike consumers looking for music and other media, viewers of pornography do not seem to mind giving up brand-name producers and performers for anonymous ones, or a well-lighted movie set for a ratty couch at an amateur videographer’s house.

Amateurs flooding the market, eh? Hmmm. And then we came across this:

When it comes to penises, length matters more to men than to women, according to a new study that reviews more than 60 years of research and debunks numerous sex myths.

About 90 percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one, according to two studies included in the review. Eighty-five percent of women reported being satisfied with their partner’s penis size, compared to only 55 percent for men.

Okay, so here's my proposal: Would a vidcam showing a decidedly amateurish 53 year-old male with a fat penis attract many viewers? All you men in the audience, put your hands down.

Didn't think so.

2 comments:

Svedish Chef said...

Ron Jeremy looks pretty fucking amateur

Gaucho said...

Are you saying I have a role model? Oh, wait. I didn't mean a fat guy with a long penis.

Never mind.