Well, Duh!

I know this happened last week but I just can't resist. Noted thespian Pamela Anderson has an op/ed in the Wall Street Journal in which she says "Chimps shouldn't be forced to live like me".

Pam is certainly taking her honorary chair position with PETA seriously. First, she campaigned against chicken sadism, and now she wants to make sure that our "closest living relatives, with at least 95% of the same DNA" are not subjected to cruel treatment in the entertainment industry. Well, she'll certainly have the support of the Spanish Socialist Party.

And since they share 99% of our DNA, can mice be next? I mean, it's not like they're being abused or mistreated or anything. (h/t Jeff Goldstein)