Courtesy of Dirty Harry, I am reminded of how much I miss Deadwood and Ian McShane's portrayal of Al Swearengen. It's good advice and given in a manner that you won't forget.
Cross posted at Pajama Guys. Definitely NSFW (language).
Having served his time at the Custerdome, Gaucho relocates to Vermont, where he looks at life in the 21st century and is forced to give written reports.